aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
defend slytherin house to the fucking death
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle
i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé
Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns